I Should Be Sleeping

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

nerdy-whovian:

bioterrors:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

metalistianity:

Anime and manga has ruined my life.
Like who gets attracted to a country.

a country

kakaphoe:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

The older I get the more I appreciate Alfred.

thedarkdirector:

Glen Keane is amazing

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

dunyeah:

More Kara AU! This time it’s a little bit more fluffy. Alfred used up almost all his savings to buy Arthur free. However he doesn’t have that much left for clothes so he gave him one of his old hoodies. Alfred quickly bought actual fitting clothes after.. he doesn’t want to talk about it.

I hope you like it! >w< I’ve decided to draw this AU little by little, so that it’s manageble with my work load. Hopefully I will be able to update more in the future! <3 stay tuned!

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

wylderwolfy:

if you’re ever sad, please try and imagine how cool and hardcore Cecil Gershwin Palmer would think you are, living in a world with wheat toast and mountains, and how many times he might call you “neat”