I Should Be Sleeping
fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 2, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; April 2, 2014

Part 1 / Part 2 ]

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

jeremy-ruiner:

hedgehog-goulash7:

jesuislegrandefromage:

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

They’re pouring latex on him to make a false chest. So that they can place the arc reactor prop in him and make it legitimately look like it’s embedded in is flesh and with tears and scar tissue. The latex is colored so they can see where they are applying and how thick the layers are. It will then be airbrushed to his skintone and details like nipples scar tissue discoloration will be added.

Here’s that picture

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Then the reactor prop is added to the dimple. Basically the latex becomes fake skin and they tear part of the center open to embed it.

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Now you can see how realistic it looks. 

I cannot express enough how much I love little behind the scenes things like this. 

they got paid to do this, too…

sigh

makeup artists are my favorite thing ever

death-limes:

somewhat-majestic-psychopath:

meulindaleijon:

gamzeemakarasdick:

boootea:

b00-handmaidamara:


My name is Terezi
Your name is Theresa
I am a troll
You are a human
I have candy-corn horns
You have no horns. Stop scratching at your head
My blood is teal
Your blood is red. Stop biting yourself
My skin is grey
Your skin is not grey. Stop scratching yourself

Humanstuck asylum AU where Terezi is a girl named Theresa that was previously in a coma and dreamed she was a troll.
Also in the asylum is Vicki, who ‘talks to’ spiders, Natalie, who acts like a cat, John, who think he can control the wind, and Rose, who hears voices in her head.



all i can imagine is dave being one of the patients and most of the nurses think hes pretty normal but every night he has terrible nightmares and when he talks to his therapist he has another story of how he died in his dreams because hes reliving the deaths of all the dead daves subconsciously

wow an au i really like 
woah

And the little boy Adrien next door believes in magic, and nearly drowned trying to prove it.
Gander draws clown faces on everything, and laughs at jokes nobody hears but him, and stabbed one of the nurses in the leg with a pair of safety scissors.
Eric thinks that he’s the strongest boy in the world, and keeps seeing a dead girl in the corner of his room. He likes her a lot.
This is of course, the girl that Alex Castor killed, right? The voices told him to do it.

HOLY SHIT YES

death-limes:

somewhat-majestic-psychopath:

meulindaleijon:

gamzeemakarasdick:

boootea:

b00-handmaidamara:

My name is Terezi

Your name is Theresa

I am a troll

You are a human

I have candy-corn horns

You have no horns. Stop scratching at your head

My blood is teal

Your blood is red. Stop biting yourself

My skin is grey

Your skin is not grey. Stop scratching yourself

Humanstuck asylum AU where Terezi is a girl named Theresa that was previously in a coma and dreamed she was a troll.

Also in the asylum is Vicki, who ‘talks to’ spiders, Natalie, who acts like a cat, John, who think he can control the wind, and Rose, who hears voices in her head.

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all i can imagine is dave being one of the patients and most of the nurses think hes pretty normal but every night he has terrible nightmares and when he talks to his therapist he has another story of how he died in his dreams because hes reliving the deaths of all the dead daves subconsciously

wow an au i really like 

woah

And the little boy Adrien next door believes in magic, and nearly drowned trying to prove it.

Gander draws clown faces on everything, and laughs at jokes nobody hears but him, and stabbed one of the nurses in the leg with a pair of safety scissors.

Eric thinks that he’s the strongest boy in the world, and keeps seeing a dead girl in the corner of his room. He likes her a lot.

This is of course, the girl that Alex Castor killed, right? The voices told him to do it.

HOLY SHIT YES

pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: THROWS BOOK ACROSS ROOM
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

consulting-kitkat:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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WHERE CAN I GET THEM

rotg+ice/frost/snow

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

queenroselalonde:

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…